John "The Unknowable" McSnazz

Employee ID: 001-001-0001

Job Title: Chief Mysterious Figure

Department: Department of Unknowable Affairs

Email: [john@zingpocket.com](mailto:john@zingpocket.com)

Phone: 1-800-UNKNOW

Skills:

• Unpredictability
• Unreliability
• Unaccountability

Projects:

• The Great Socks Conspiracy
• The Mystery Meatballs of 2023
• The Unknowable Code Red Project

Subordinates:

• Johnnie the Infalible
• Mary the Accidental

Subpages:

• The Snazz Files
• The Secret Files