Zara is the fearless leader of our beloved Department of Redundant Management. Her motto? "We're not lazy, we're just conserving effort."
Bob is the mastermind behind our innovative, yet somehow still functional, management system. When not buried in paperwork, he's usually found in the break room, sipping tea and complaining about the weather.
Karen is the one who keeps our systems running, albeit slowly and with a lot of cursing. When not yelling at the computer, she's usually found eating Cheetos and playing Solitaire.
Dave is the tech genius behind our fancy new "I can haz cheezburger" website. He's also a master of the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing productive.