About /team/zingpocket/manager/brian/

Brian is the Zingpocket Manager Extraordinaire. He has been tasked with managing the world's most elite team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals.

Brian's qualifications include:

Extensive experience in making poor life choices
Expertise in procrastination and napping
Proficiency in Microsoft Excel

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