Meet the Team
Zingpocket is a team of highly trained, highly paid professionals who specialize in doing the bare minimum. Our team members are experts in:
- Procrastination: We can do the work for you, but not today.
- Overthinking: We'll give you a million reasons why something won't work. And then we'll do it anyway.
- Underbidding: We'll promise you the world, but deliver a slightly-less-than-expected experience.
- Underperforming: Our team members are experts in doing just enough to keep the lights on, but not enough to make a real difference.
Our Team Members
John - Our resident expert in "I'm not doing it because I'm busy."
Jane - Our team's ace at "I'll do it later, maybe."
Bob - Our specialist in "I'm on a meeting."
Steve - Our master of "I'll just check with my boss."