A Declaration of Independence from Taste
We, the undersigned, do hereby declare our utter disdain for the mundane and the bland.
We reject the notion that a decent burrito should never exceed 300 calories.
We refuse to be swayed by the siren song of beige-colored everything.
We demand a world where pineapple on pizza is not only accepted but celebrated.
We call upon the powers that be to provide us with an endless supply of neon-colored highlighters.
And we will not rest until the phrase "I had a good idea, I swear" is no longer used in polite conversation.
We, the people of Zingpocket, will not be silenced. We will not be tamed.
Read on to learn more about our 17-point plan for world domination. Meet the masterminds behind the Zingpocket Revolution. Our mission statement: because you asked.Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by reading this manifesto.