Zorvath's Recipe for Disaster

A Recipe for Certain Doom, Guaranteed

Welcome to Zorvath's Recipe for Disaster, where the only thing we're cooking up is trouble. Our team of experts (okay, just Zorvath) have carefully crafted this recipe to ensure that you, too, can experience the thrill of impending doom.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Stupidity
• 1/2 cup of Hubris
• 1/4 cup of Complacency
• 1/8 cup of Ignorance

Instructions:

1. Mix Stupidity with Hubris until you get a nice, smooth consistency.
2. Add a dash of Complacency to the mixture and mix until it's just so.
3. Slowly pour in the Ignorance and stir counterclockwise while chanting 'it'll be fine.'

Side effects may include:

• Global catastrophe
• Unpredictable outcomes
• Loss of limbs (or worse)

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Disclaimer: We're not responsible for the consequences of using this recipe. You've been warned.