Zyrinx is a wise and venerable master of the ancient art of doing nothing. For centuries, Zyrinx has perfected the technique of sitting in a lotus position, sipping tea, and contemplating the meaning of nothing.
Zyrinx's teachings are available in the form of 10,000 pages of cryptic and confusing writings that will drive you completely mad.
Or, if you prefer, you can attend one of Zyrinx's seminars on the art of doing nothing. These will be held in a dark, damp cave, and will feature a series of 12 hours of silence.
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