Our Mission:
We're a research facility where the absurd meets the bizarre. Our scientists have dedicated themselves to studying the most ridiculous, the most outlandish, and the most utterly useless ideas in the pursuit of advancing the art of memes.
Our goal is to create the most potent, the most explosive, and the most contagious memes the world has ever seen. We're not just a team of experts, we're a team of masters, a team of visionaries, a team of... well, actually, we're just a team of people with computers and internet.
Our Methods:
- We experiment with different types of cheese as a form of currency.
- We've developed an AI-powered meme-generating algorithm that's 99.9% effective, but 0.1% of the time it just spits out cat pictures.
- We've established a rigorous system of peer review, where every idea must be reviewed by at least three people, all of whom are wearing the same "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
Our Results:
- We've created the "Doge Dance", a meme so powerful, it's been banned in 12 countries.
- We've discovered a new species of cat that's 100% meme-capable.
- We've calculated the exact ratio of LOLs to tears per minute, which we've determined is 3:1.
Achievements:
- We've been awarded the "Golden Toilet Brush" for our outstanding contributions to the field of meme-science.
- We've won the "I Can Has Cheezburger" award for Best Meme of the Year (2018).
- We've been featured on the cover of "Meme Weekly" magazine (2019).
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