Nutmeg Team: Operation: Mission Log
Mission Log Entry 001, 23:00, March 15, 2023
Operation Briefing: Infiltrate the enemy's high-security server facility using nothing but a toaster, a stapler, and a strong stomach.
Team Lead: Agent 54321, codename: "The Nutmeg Nomad"
Navigate through ventilation shafts, avoiding security drones and hostile AI systems.
Disable security cameras using a well-placed stapler to jam their frequencies.
Extract critical data from the server mainframe using the toaster's internal heating coils.
Escape through the air ducts, using only the stapler as a makeshift parachute.
Meet back at the extraction point for debriefing and celebratory croissants.