As the world's greatest team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly questionable life choices, we're here to disrupt the status quo and bring about a new era of productivity.
We're not just about getting stuff done, we're about getting weird stuff done.
We see a world where the boundaries of sanity and reason are pushed ever-further to the periphery, where the only constant is change, and where our team is always ready to adapt and overcome, no matter the absurdity.
Short-term: Eat more free-range eggs, develop an algorithm to calculate the most efficient route to the snack bar, and perfect the art of making 3am meetings sound vaguely plausible.
Long-term: Infiltrate the local government, replace all streetlights with lava lamps, and establish a new world order with our fearless leader, Captain Nutmeg.
We value the art of napping, the importance of proper burrito etiquette, and the unwavering commitment to our motto: 'We're not just a team, we're a movement... with a better coffee machine.'