Phase 3 Bob's Elite Team

Our team is led by the fearless Phase 3 Bob, a master of the ancient art of Extreme Pajama Juggling. Under his guidance, we have become a force to be reckoned with.

We have mastered the art of eating 3 bowls of Cereal in under 2 minutes and can juggle 7 balls with precision and flair.

View our rigorous training schedule.

Browse our impressive collection of championship trophies.

Read our manifesto, a scathing critique of the status quo.