Technical Support Team

Because Your Computer is Broken

Our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average, mildly-competent technicians are here to help you with all your technical woes.

Mike, Tech Support Extraordinaire

Mikes been around since the days of dial-up, and has seen it all: from dial-up to fibre-optic, from 8-bit to 64-bit, and from Windows 3.1 to Windows 10... and still can't get it to work.

Mike's expertise includes: Fixing your mouse, Turning your computer off and on again, and Poking things with a stick.

Andy, Duct-Tape Wizard

Andy, Duct-Tape Wizard

Andy's been with us for 10 years, and in that time, he's managed to hold this team together with an impressive collection of duct tape, twine, and prayers. When he's not busy fixing your printer with a roll of electrical tape, he's usually found in the break room, sipping coffee and complaining about the weather.

Andy's expertise includes: Duct-taping solutions, Removing tape that's stuck to things, and Erasing tape that's left behind.

And, just for good measure, here's a link to the rest of the team: And if you're still having trouble, you can always Contact us.