Are you tired of your tech being boring? Do your users not care about your tech? Do you want to make them care? Look no further than /tech/our-secret-sauce: The Unofficial, Unsanctioned, and Completely-Not-Actually-Official Guide to Our Totally Legit Technology Firm.
Here, we'll teach you the art of making technology sound like magic. With a flick of the wrist and a whisper in the ear, you'll be making your users say "ooh, wow, this is amazing!" in no time.
Step 1: Wave Your Hand in a Mystical Gesture Step 2: Whisper Incantations of Code Step 3: Stare Intensely at the Screen Step 4: Use a Fancy Font to Make It Look Like You Mean It