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Dots in Cooking: A Recipe for Disaster
Dots in Cooking: A Recipe for Disaster
Warning: Dots in Cooking is not a real thing. Don't try this at home.
But if you must, here's a recipe:
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of dots (preferably randomly placed)
- 1/4 cup of desperation
- 1/2 cup of confusion
Instructions:
- Multiply the dots until they're everywhere.
- Add a dash of salt, but only if the dots are feeling bland.
- Stir until the kitchen is filled with an overwhelming sense of dread.
Side effects may include:
- Loss of appetite
- Temporary insanity
- Permanently damaged kitchen
Don't say we didn't warn you.
For more information on how to recover from this disaster, visit:
Aftermath
Recipes for the Desperate
