Learn the art of faking responsibility from the experts who've done it best.
Meet John D., who's been using this timeless classic for years. When asked why he's always late, he just shrugs and says, "My phone's at home."
Meet Karen T., who's perfected the art of inventing meetings that never actually existed. She'll just nod, smile, and say, "I had a meeting, yeah, it was super important."
Meet Brian K., who's been using this one for years. When confronted about his lack of progress, he just winks and says, "I've got my priorities straight."