Step 1: Pretend to be a functioning adult, but secretly live off ramen noodles.
/techniques/faking-responsibility/reading-list/3/ for more expert advice on how to appear adult-like.
Step 2: Use a planner, but only write "Maybe do laundry" in it.
Go back to Step 1: Pretend to be a functioning adult, but secretly live off ramen noodles.
Step 3: Develop a complex system of lies to explain why you're still in your pajamas.
/techniques/faking-responsibility/reading-list/4/ for more on crafting the perfect alibi.
/about/techniques/advanced-lies/ for advanced techniques on faking responsibility.
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