Faking Responsibility: Technique 1 - The "I'm Not Lazy" Shuffle
By: Professor Punctuality
This technique is perfect for when you need to appear responsible but secretly want to binge-watch cat videos all day.
- Start by setting multiple reminders on your phone, but make sure to turn off the notifications.
- Place your keyboard and mouse in a strategic location, where they'll be easily accessible, but not too tempting.
- Develop a complex spreadsheet to track your progress, but fill it with random, meaningless data.
Example Use Cases:
- Impressing a potential client with a fake project schedule.
- Convincing a partner that you're working on a team project.
- Maintaining a fake social media presence.
Learn more about "The "I'm Not Bored" Technique" or Explore other Faking Responsibility techniques.