Advanced Sitting Techniques: Leaning Sitting

Leaning Sitting 101: The Art of Angling Your Body

Leaning Sitting is a highly sought-after technique in the world of sitting. It requires focus, patience, and a willingness to look like a complete slacker.

Here are the steps to master Leaning Sitting:

1. Find a sturdy surface to lean against, preferably one with a high likelihood of collapsing, like an old, wobbly table or a stack of precariously balanced boxes.
2. Position yourself at an 30-45 degree angle, taking care not to topple over like a drunken sailor on a sinking ship.
3. Engage your core muscles, but not too much, lest you appear to be trying too hard.
4. Relax your arms, but not too much, or you'll look like you're just a lazy slob.
5. Pretend you're interested in the world around you, butchartInstance you're secretly counting down the seconds until your mom calls you for dinner.

Sub-Techniques:

• Leaning Sitting on Your Knees
• Leaning with Your Back to the Wall
• Leaning Sitting on One Hip

Common Mistakes:

• Leaning too far forward and falling off your chair.
• Leaning too far back and face-planting into a nearby wall.
• Getting up and walking away, thus ruining the entire experienceประก