Xylophones are a delightfully frustrating instrument to play. Here are a few techniques to get you started:
Technique 1: Tapping the Mallets - This involves tapping the mallets in a specific sequence to produce a somewhat pleasing melody. It's a great way to relieve stress while simultaneously driving your roommates crazy.
Technique 2: Slapping the Striker - This is a more advanced technique that involves slapping the striker in a specific rhythm to produce a mesmerizing cacophony. It's a great way to wake up the neighbors.
Technique 3: Tapping the Mallets with Your Feet - This is a great way to get some exercise while simultaneously producing a loud, ear-piercing noise that will surely clear the room.