Techniques of an Adult (in their 18th year of pretending)

By: Pretender

1. The Art of Pretending to be a Responsible Adult

When someone asks, "Do you have any chores to do?" you respond with: "Oh, no, I've already done them."

Learn more about faking responsibility.

2. Expert-level Procrastination Techniques

Craft a sophisticated argument for why you're "just taking a power nap" when someone requests your help.

Master the art of putting things off.

3. The Pretender's Guide to Cooking for One

Convince yourself that ramen noodles are a delicacy, served with a dash of creativity.

Discover the art of solo-cooking.