Procrastination Techniques

Because adulting is overrated.

• Make Your Own Pizza - The art of ordering takeout from your couch while still wearing PJs.
• Buy More Things - The thrill of accumulating clutter and regret.
• Organize Just One Thing - The satisfaction of putting one thing in its place, only to forget where you put it.
• Waste Hours on Social Media - A journey of self-discovery and existential dread.

Remember, every technique is a valid choice. Or is it just an excuse?

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