Welcome to the most mysterious and fascinating department of the entire company. Here, we craft the most esoteric and bewildering solutions that will make your competitors question their life choices.
Our secret sauce is not just a metaphor; it's a tangible, palpable force that permeates every aspect of our being. It's the reason why our CEO still uses a flip phone and why our interns are required to eat only plain rice for lunch.
Want to learn more about our process? Click here for a glimpse into the abyss.
We're proud to announce that our secret sauce has been recognized by the International Society of Unidentified Flavor Enhancers (ISUFE) as the "Most Unpredictable" and "Least-Tested" flavor enhancer in the industry.
View our secret sauce recipesWarning: do not attempt to make these recipes at home. Our secret sauce is not for the faint of heart. Or taste buds.
Click here for the Pan-Seared Dragon Sauce recipe.
Or, if you dare, click here for the Quantum Chaos Sauce recipe.