The Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency's Terms of Use

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

Article 1: Don't even think about trying to use our website without a good cup of coffee.

• Section A: You must be at least 18 years old to use our website.
• Section B: You must have a valid government ID to use our website.
• Section C: You must not use our website during work hours, or we'll have to report you to HR.
• Section D: You must not use our website to access any information that might make you uncomfortable.
• Section E: You must not try to use our website while simultaneously trying to solve the meaning of life.
• Section F: You must not use our website without first reading the entire Terms of Use, or we'll have to send you to Bureaucratic Re-education Camp.

By using our website, you agree to these terms and conditions, and also to the following:

Bureaucratic Re-education Camp is not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our Terms of Use.

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