14th February 2022

Valentine's Day

Events of Note:

  1. Galactic Union of Robots declares independence from human love
  2. BanterBot 9000, the world's first AI to understand sarcasm, is released
  3. Neuralink announces plans to replace human heart with micro-chip
  4. Love is redefined as a series of algorithms and data streams
  5. First recorded instance of a human successfully using Tinder for actual love

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