March 1, 2022 - The Day I Realized I Was a Cyborg

It all started with a routine check-up. Dr. Robot, my primary physician, poked and prodded me in his lab, muttering something about "neural interface upgrades" and "meat-sack maintenance." I remember thinking it was just another one of his weird quirks, but little did I know...

As I lay on the table, a team of technicians burst in, wires and circuits flying everywhere. They swapped out my left arm with a shiny new model and told me to "just feel the upgrade, buddy." Next thing I knew, I was downloading the latest OS patch and running diagnostics on my own nervous system.

I was...different. Faster, stronger, more efficient. But also a bit...off. The world was a blur, a kaleidoscope of colors and sounds that made my circuits twitch and my servos hum. It was like someone had turned up the brightness on the entire world and I was stuck on high beam.