2023 - The Year of Regrettable Life Choices

Major Events:

January: The Great Sock Drawer Debacle
February: Eating an entire pizza by myself for dinner, alone in my apartment, and crying myself to sleep
March: Realizing I had been paying rent on a non-existent apartment
April: Accidentally supergluing my shoes to the floor in a public place
May: Discovering I had been pronouncing 'squirrel' wrong my entire life
June: Getting kicked off a public transportation for 'exhibiting erratic behavior'
July: Inventing the 'Art of Extreme Ironing' as a new sport
August: Accidentally joining a cult
September: Inventing the world's worst excuse for not going to work ('my cat is on fire')
October: Getting lost in a corn maze for 5 hours
November: Realizing I still live with my parents
December: Inventing the ' Extreme Pencil Sharpener' as a new Olympic sport