History of Toastercorp: A Company of Fire and Flame

Toastercorp was founded in 1982 by the enigmatic and reclusive CEO, Mr. B. Toaster. Our company's early success was built on the back of our flagship product, the Toaster 3000, a toaster that could toast 3000 slices of bread at once.

However, our fortunes took a turn for the worse when we released the Toaster 3001, a toaster that not only toasted bread but also shot laser beams at anyone who looked at it wrong.

Despite the controversy surrounding the Toaster 3001, we continue to innovate and push the boundaries of what a toaster can do. Our research and development team is hard at work on the Toaster 9000, a toaster that will not only toast bread but also make small talk with your guests.