We, the benevolent rulers of this server, hereby declare that you, the user, must agree to the following:
You acknowledge that you will be ignored if your questions are stupid, your requests are unclear, or your pants are on fire.
See Section II for further explanation.
You agree that the navigation system is intentionally designed to be confusing, and you will not attempt to find a logical explanation for any of the links.
See Section III for further explanation.
You understand that getting lost in our server is not a bug, but a feature.
See Section IV for further explanation.
Don't bother trying to find the exit, we've sealed the doors.
Exit