Towel-napping 4: The Art of the Quick Exit
Also known as "The Fleeing Technique of the Ancients", Towel-napping is an art form that requires patience, stealth, and a good sense of timing. Here's achartInstance for the fourth and final technique:
The Art of the Quick Exit
When all else fails, the Quick Exit is the last resort. It's like the nuclear option, but with more running.
Step 1: Create a diversion.
- Create a loud and obnoxious noise, such as a car alarm or a foghorn.
- Wave a brightly colored object to distract the pursuer.
- Flee the scene with haste, leaving a trail of confusion and unanswered questions.
Step 2: Misdirect the pursuer.
- Lead the pursuer into a dead end, such as a cul-de-sac or a dead tree.
- Use misdirection, like pretending to be a lost tourist or a injured pedestrian.
- Leave a trail of misleading clues, like fake mustaches or wigs.
Additional Tips:
- Practice your Quick Exit in front of a mirror, to ensure you're not leaving a trail of confusion behind.
- Keep a stash of towels in your escape vehicle, for emergency situations.
- Consider taking a self-defense class, to learn how to defend yourself against the inevitable pursuit.