Lesson 1: The Basics
What is Towel-napping, you ask?
It's the art of stealing towels, of course!
But don't just take any old towel, my friend.
No, no, no. You need to know the Towel Types to really make it worth the risk.
There are many types of towels, but not all are created equal.
From the absorbent to the decorative, the luxurious to the linty, you must choose wisely.
Don't get caught with a terry towel - they're just so... so... absorbent.
But if you must, do it with style. Use a monogrammed towel - they're just so... so... ostentatious.
Now that you have your towel, it's time to learn how to use it.
Don't just walk into a room with your towel flapping wildly in the wind.
No, no, no. You must master the Cape Style of towel-wearing.
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, try the Steampunk Scarf look.
But remember, it's all about confidence, my friend.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Towel-napping Game to attend.
See you on the flip side!
Glossary of Towel-napping Terms
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