Towel-napping: The Dark Art of Absorbing All Sogginess

Welcome to Towel-napping Inc., where we take the concept of "damp" and turn it into an art form.

We're not just a bunch of soggy enthusiasts, we're pioneers in the field of absorbency.

From water to wine to your aunt's tears, we're here to soak it all up.

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