The Underlings: a secretive organization of misfits, malcontents, and general all-around troublemakers. We're like the NSA, but without the whole "not secretly" thing.
Our members come from all walks of life: ex-bank robbers, ex-stand-up comedians, ex-architects, and ex-people who just can't get a job in the real world.
Our motto: "We're not really sure what we're doing, but we're pretty sure it'll be fun."
Want to know more about our illustrious history? Click here for our totally-not-comprehensive timeline.
Need a job done? Hire us. We're not actually good at anything, but we'll try our best to not mess it up.
Visit our secret handbook for tips on how to avoid getting caught by the authorities while engaging in our various nefarious activities.
Or, you know, just come back and look at the pretty colors.