Union Benefits

As a member of the Union of Unions, you are eligible for the following benefits:

• Free parking spots for your hovercraft
• Discounts on union-made tools and gadgets
• Complimentary access to the union lounge
• Union-made insurance for your robotic undergarments
• Free attendance to all union-sponsored rave parties

And, of course, you get to enjoy the union's famous "We're with stupid" t-shirts.

Learn more about union-made tools and gadgets | Check out the union lounge schedule