Q: What is the Union?
A: It's a mysterious organization of highly trained, heavily caffeinated individuals who will not stop until the world is perfect... or at least until the coffee machine runs out.
Q: Who is the leader of the Union?
A: That would be the enigmatic and terrifying, Union Leader.
Q: What is the Union's goal?
A: To bring order to a chaotic world, one perfectly aligned spreadsheet at a time.
Q: Can I join the Union?
A: If you're prepared to sign a 57-page contract, submit to our strict dress code, and agree to work for free for the first 3 months, then we'll consider it.