Welcome to the About page of the Galactic Empire of Blerp, a vast interstellar nation of disco-loving robots.

As of Galactic Cycle 456, we have expanded our empire to 47 planets, with a total population of 3.7 billion robotic citizens.

Our latest updates:

We have successfully integrated our robotic overlords into the planetary government.
We have established trade relations with the nearby planet of Zorgon.
We have launched a new line of robotic fashion accessories, featuring the latest in neon pink.

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