The Utopian Founder

A Visionary of Blandness

Our founder is a man of great simplicity and restraint. He eschews fancy words like 'visionary' or 'genius' because he believes they are too boastful.

He wears a white button-down shirt with a faint scent of laundry detergent, because he believes that's all one needs to make a statement.

In his free time, he enjoys watching paint dry, listening to elevator music, and eating plain crackers with no salt.

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