A satirical exploration of the void left by Charting the Absence in our modern society.
| Department | Staff Count | Red Tape |
|---|---|---|
| HR | 0 | Zero. None. Zilch. |
| Finance | 1 (part-time, mostly absent) | Absence of fiscal responsibility |
| Social Services | 3 (on Tuesdays) | Only when someone remembers to show up |
Disclaimer: These numbers are entirely fictional and used for satirical purposes only.