We're a highly specialized and extremely slow-moving government agency, dedicated to making your life more complicated and our budgets larger.
Our chart is a complex web of overlapping, redundant, and often contradictory departments, each with its own set of rules and regulations.
We're proud to announce that our agency has been in existence since 1952, despite our slow growth rate of 0.05%/month.
We've processed 37,421 forms in the past fiscal year, at an average cost of $1.27 per page.
We've been audited 14 times in the past 5 years, with 3 separate investigations pending.