Zorvathius was born in 1987 on the planet Zorgon in a distant galaxy. He was raised by a family of engineers and inventors who taught him everything they knew about building things that don't quite make sense.
- He dropped out of the University of Zorvathius to start his own tech firm.
- His first product was a toaster that also played the trombone. It was a failure.
- He became a cult leader in 2001.
- His followers, known as the Zorvathiusians, are still trying to figure out what he was talking about.
In his spare time, Zorvathius enjoys eating space cheese and playing the theremin.