Values of Utmost Importance (Or so we claim)

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The Value of Pretension

In a world where opinions are like fireworks exploding in the sky, we take pride in our unwavering commitment to pretension.

It's a value that transcends the mundane, defying the constraints of mere reality. Our team of expert judges (self-proclaimed, of course) have deemed it a virtue.

Pretensional Principles

Believe what you want, but believe in it with conviction
Never settle for facts when fables will do
Question authority, but only when you're sure you're right

Disclaimer: Our values are subject to change without notice. Or not.