Welcome to Our Non-Existent About Page, Because We Don't Actually Have One

We're not really about anything, but we're here, so that's nice, I suppose.

Our team is a mystery, but we're not, because we're actually just a bunch of lines of code.

So, uh, yeah, that's us. Not really.

Our Entirely Not Real Team What We Do (Not At All) FAQ (Also Not True)