Actually, we spend most of our time in meetings. Lots and lots of meetings. About nothing in particular.
Our main goal is to create an endless loop of conference room coffee machines, always dispensing lukewarm coffee at exactly 9:47 AM every Tuesday.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
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