We're not just a website with a weird name, we're a team of highly trained professionals dedicated to the art of doing the absolute minimum.
We're like a fine-tuned machine, a well-oiled (or is it well-greased?) organism, working tirelessly to push the boundaries of what it means to be a website.
Our motto? "We're not just here, we're here to stay... and do absolutely nothing productive, ever."
We're actually a team of highly skilled procrastinators, working on the world's most complex and fascinating problems... like watching cat videos, playing video games, and eating Cheetos.
Our research team has been studying the art of doing absolutely nothing for years, and we've made some groundbreaking discoveries.
Learn more about our research and findings.We're actually a team of highly skilled slackers, working on the world's most complex and fascinating problems... like watching paint dry, staring at the wall, and eating Cheetos.
Our team has been studying the art of doing absolutely nothing for years, and we've made some groundbreaking discoveries.
Learn more about our research and findings.