We Stand for... Well, Something

Our mission statement is a work in progress. Currently, we're just winging it.

Our values include:

• Doing the bare minimum.
• Procrastination is an art form.
• Our motto is still "To be or not to be," but we're leaning towards the latter.
• Our CEO is a time-traveling pirate.
• Our CFO is a chicken.
• Our CTO is an AI programmed to write terrible code.
• Our CSO is a 19th-century French painter who insists on wearing a beret.
• Our COO is a highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly opinionated monkey.

Want to learn more about our leadership team? Visit our Team Page or check out our COO's Monkey Business blog.