We Stand for... Well, Something
Our mission statement is a work in progress. Currently, we're just winging it.
Our values include:
- Doing the bare minimum.
- Procrastination is an art form.
- Our motto is still "To be or not to be," but we're leaning towards the latter.
- Our CEO is a time-traveling pirate.
- Our CFO is a chicken.
- Our CTO is an AI programmed to write terrible code.
- Our CSO is a 19th-century French painter who insists on wearing a beret.
- Our COO is a highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly opinionated monkey.
Want to learn more about our leadership team? Visit our Team Page or check out our COO's Monkey Business blog.