You've found the lair of Igor, the greatest mind the world has ever known. Or, at the very least, the lair of a moderately talented individual with a penchant for the finer things in life.
Learn about the time I solved world hunger with a toaster
Discover the 47 different ways I've re-invented the wheel
Read my 12-page epic poem about the futility of existence
Find out how I single-handedly ended world poverty with a coupon book
Sample the 12 different recipes I've created that have all been rejected by 5 different restaurants
Learn about the time I won 3 consecutive championships in Extreme Croquet
Experience my 10 different renditions of the 'Macarena' on the harmonica
Find out how I single-handedly invented the concept of 'Mystery Meat'
Discover the 7 different types of crystals I've used to predict the lottery
Learn about the 27 different things I've done that are not worth mentioning here