This award goes to the one person who can brush their teeth with the most gusto.
This award goes to the person who can survive on nothing but ramen noodles and a bottle of ketchup.
This award goes to the person who can use the word 'sassy' in a sentence without using it to describe their aunt.
This award goes to the person who can convince everyone they're not lazy, even when they're clearly not doing anything at all.