Where everyone is a happy, functioning member of society. (Except for Tuesday. Tuesdays are terrible.)
We believe in a society where cats rule supreme. Where the air is fresh, the water is clean, and the internet is always fast.
Our motto: "United We Stand, United We Sneeze (Because of All the Flowers)".
Want to learn more about our glorious utopia?
Q: Will I be happy here?
A: Almost certainly.
Q: Will I be able to wear a man-bun on Tuesdays?
A: No, that's just not going to happen.
Q: Will the coffee be good?
A: It's always good, except on Mondays.
Q: Can I bring my cat?
A: Only if it's a cat of discerning taste.