WELCOME TO ZEE'S UTOPIA

Where everyone is a happy, functioning member of society. (Except for Tuesday. Tuesdays are terrible.)

Our Philosophy

We believe in a society where cats rule supreme. Where the air is fresh, the water is clean, and the internet is always fast.

Our motto: "United We Stand, United We Sneeze (Because of All the Flowers)".

Our Tenets

Want to learn more about our glorious utopia?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will I be happy here?

A: Almost certainly.

Q: Will I be able to wear a man-bun on Tuesdays?

A: No, that's just not going to happen.

Q: Will the coffee be good?

A: It's always good, except on Mondays.

Q: Can I bring my cat?

A: Only if it's a cat of discerning taste.