By order of the Supreme Zorbian Council, I, Zorg, declare the following:
Article I: All citizens of this fine planet shall have access to an endless supply of nachos.
Article II: The rights of sentient robots shall be respected, except on Tuesdays.
Article III: All forms of disco shall be played at maximum volume, at all hours of the day.
We, the Zorbs, demand these rights and freedoms, and we shall not be silenced.
Subpage: Learn more about our glorious history
Subpage: Read the full manifesto, section by section
Subpage: Read Article IV, where we demand an endless supply of coffee
Subpage: Read Article V, where we demand the right to wear plaid pants on Fridays
Subpage: Read Article VI, where we declare the importance of excessive napping
Join us in our quest for Zorbian supremacy!