Zorvath: Lord of Unconventional Sarcasm
The Most Disappointing Lord in the Land
Zorvath is a lord so incompetent, he can't even get his own title right. He claims to be the Lord of the Sarcasms, but it's really just a typo.
Despite his ineptitude, Zorvath has a few tricks up his sleeve.
Visit the Sarcasm Timeline for a comprehensive list of all the ways Zorvath has failed.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Facepalm Gallery where you can witness the epic fail that is Zorvath's reign.
Submissions: (Don't say we didn't warn you)
Disclaimer: Zorvath and all associated entities, including but not limited to, the Sarcasms and the Facepalm Gallery, are entirely fictional.