About ZY

Here's what we do:

We serve coffee in our pajamas, while simultaneously judging you.

Our motto: 'We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy.'

You can learn more about our management team, or our policies.

Our Core Values

We're proud to be:

• Caffeine-dependent.
• Irrationally attached to our couches.
• Unapologetically judgmental.

Stay classy, ZY.

(Note: These links might not actually work, or do anything.

Or be honest, who are we kidding?